Friday, November 13, 2009

Recent News

- The parents of the 'balloon boy' plan to plea guilty and receive a probation sentence to avoid Mayumi Heene (the mother)'s deportation to Japan, the country in which she is a citizen. Supporting her deportation, though, are her three sons.

- The Federal Reserve announced new rules that would prohibit banks from charging consumers overdraft fees without the permission of the cardholder. This was initiated to save money for numerous financially irresponsible people, such as the Federal government.

- Taylor Swift becomes the youngest person to ever win the CMA's top award, Entertainer of the Year. "Who the hell is Taylor Swift?" said every American minority.

- A judge ruled that a man who spent the last 18 years in prison for a murder committed in 1991 is innocent. Many eye-witnesses recanted their original statements that said, “He looked like that guy, you know. Mexican or something.”

- Ivar’s president, Bob Donegan, admitted that the billboard found undersea was a hoax planted there for a marketing ploy. Donegan said the idea came from their marketing director, Mayumi Heene.

In theaters:

Good Hair


Monday, November 2, 2009

Approve Referendum 71



It's a little late to hop on this, considering that ballots need to be in by November 3rd. But if you are one of the few who frequent this blog, and you haven't voted, then please do a simple something to help out a fellow human being.

If you need more convincing, here are some quotes from the "I voted to REJECT Referendum 71!" facebook group. If you don't care to uphold the domestic partnership law, then at least vote APPROVE on Ref. 71 to spite these idiots.


Russ Woodruff
says
"...would you like to go to the bathroom and see a cross-dressing and transgendered individual males walk out of the same bathroom as you? having to explain to your children why the freak is wearing a dress? In that case .. non cross-dressing rapist and murders can just dress up and come check you out.. and have sex in your public bathroom"

Russ brings up a good point. Referendum 71 is going to put more "murders" in public restrooms to murd people. Not to mention the fact that upholding this law will force people to speak with their children. Now, who wants to do that?

Polly Stathopulo says
"God created man and woman first and for a purpose...to get married, produce children, etc. If it was God's purpose to have 2 of the same sex be together he would have made 2 men or 2 women...he didn't...and he stated why he made Adam and Eve."

But Polly, I remember that Adam and Eve had two sons - Cain and Abel. Abel was killed by Cain, and Cain was succeeded by Enoch. Now, there's one important question - from where did Enoch's unnamed mother come? Probably from the vagina of Eve, the only woman of the previous generation, who happened to also be CAIN'S MOTHER.
Domestic partnership equals bad. Incest, totally normal.

Nata Kulikov
says
"Jesus is coming. and very soon. I just hope that people start to live the way GOD wants them to live.
who ever wants this GAY thing is just sick person( Devil closed their eyes )
GOD Loves everyone in this world and wans us all to be in heavn with him when the times comes."


Nata, for your sake, I hope the test to get into heaven isn't written.


For more real info, check out approvereferendum71.org