- The parents of the 'balloon boy' plan to plea guilty and receive a probation sentence to avoid Mayumi Heene (the mother)'s deportation to Japan, the country in which she is a citizen. Supporting her deportation, though, are her three sons.
- The Federal Reserve announced new rules that would prohibit banks from charging consumers overdraft fees without the permission of the cardholder. This was initiated to save money for numerous financially irresponsible people, such as the Federal government.
- Taylor Swift becomes the youngest person to ever win the CMA's top award, Entertainer of the Year. "Who the hell is Taylor Swift?" said every American minority.
- A judge ruled that a man who spent the last 18 years in prison for a murder committed in 1991 is innocent. Many eye-witnesses recanted their original statements that said, “He looked like that guy, you know. Mexican or something.”
- Ivar’s president, Bob Donegan, admitted that the billboard found undersea was a hoax planted there for a marketing ploy. Donegan said the idea came from their marketing director, Mayumi Heene.
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