Saturday, January 9, 2010

Morning News



- A Japanese whaling ship struck a vessel of the anti-whaling group, Sea Shepherd Conservative Society, and left the ship severely damaged. In their defense, the Japanese whaling ship said they were being guided by Dick Cheney.

- Google released the Nexus One, it’s challenge to the iPhone and BlackBerry. Google execs say it will have many recognizable features from the Google search engine, such as Gmail, Google maps, and an upgrade to Bing.

- A federal appeals court repealed Washington’s law banning incarcerated felons from voting. In related news, a presidential campaign has begun for the cast of Cool Hand Luke.

- In reference to the 85,000 jobs lost last month in the U.S., President Obama encouraged people to continue their hard work, and said “The road to recovery is never straight.” “He’s right,” said Lindsey Lohan.

Don't See

They should've called it "it's dissappointing"

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