Friday, September 25, 2009

Daily News

- More water was discovered on Mars buried in a crater formed by meteorites. Scientists say the amount of water found was equivalent to that in Kirstie Alley's post-shower belly button.

- Recent footage of children singing praises of President Obama has caused commotion amongst Republicans. Democrats have noted that President Bush, too, was serenaded in 2006 by children of the Gulf Coast, though less in praise, but more to teach him the rest of the alphabet.

- Susan Atkins, the imprisoned Charles Manson follower, died at the age of 61. The announcement of her death was made at 11:46 pm, and interrupted by Kanye West at 11:47.

- The social networking site, Twitter, has announced a major boost in funding. Website co-founders were unable to explain the funding increase in detail due to the fact that they announced this on Twitter.

- Though the dangers were made apparent to parents, studies show that most parents will not give their children H1N1 flu shots. Researchers are now changing the name from Swine Flu to Natural Selection.

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