Protecting Yourself Against Swine Flu

There are many things one can do to avoid the current H1N1 pandemic(washing your hands, strengthening your immune system, not eating at Arby’s), but the one thing that would reduce all risks is ridding your life of Swine Flu’s number one agent – children.

In the 80s, swarms of people successfully dodged AIDS by avoiding interactions with blacks and gays. And look how AIDS-free we all turned out. Well, now we’ve got a new problem on our hands - one known as the Swine Flu carrying children of America.

So keep your hands clean, put those masks on, and move those kids into a ghetto. Because H1N1 is right around the corner, and it is not going to give you a friendly greeting.